Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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