just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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