This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
lets start a swedish sibling band together
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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