Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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