So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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