Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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