Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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