I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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