Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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