I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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