You work out of a Hotel?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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