What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
