Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
