I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
two words...techno handjob
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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