watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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