Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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