Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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