my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
