Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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