hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I DEMAND FORESKIN
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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