Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You may now shotgun with the bride
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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