He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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