if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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