I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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