love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Randomize
