Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Farmville is her only friend.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Randomize
