did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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