jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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