we're blogging at a bar
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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