jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
is that a dick in a sweater?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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