real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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