Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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