life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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