I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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