you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She's the barista slut.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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