i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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