what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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