Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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