I'm going to jail i love you
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
sarcasm needs its own font
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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