There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Pants are for mortals
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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