Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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