David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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