I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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