i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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