So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
send nudes
from the living room?
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