we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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