never play flip cup with pint glasses
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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