It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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