i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
