I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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