He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We have started to decorate penises.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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