Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
try to milk me bitch
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