that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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