Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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