belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Life is so much better after having sex.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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